▼: HEY ASSHOLE. HOPE YOU LIKE THE FEEL OF FIRE, BECAUSE YOU'RE ABOUT TO BE BURNED BY A MASTER TROLL.
▲: oh hi karkat
▼: EBERT WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE?
▲: well i dunno, i was looking for dave
▲: so why do you have fire?
▼: IT SAYS "TROLL"MEGLE FOR A REASON.
▼: I DON'T HAVE A LITERAL FIRE FUCKASS
▲: well rose is on here all the time
▲: so i figured dave would be too
▲: and im glad you dont have fire
▲: that would hurt ):
▼: EBERT, YOU HAVE LITERALLY MADE MY THINKPAN HURT FROM TRYING TO COMPREHEND WHY ME, A TROLL, ON THE INTERNET, WOULD THREATEN ANYONE WITH LITERAL FIRE.
▼: WHAT THE FUCK AM I GOING TO DO WITH REAL FIRE? PUT IT AGAINST THE SCREEN?
▲: i dunno karkat i thought you would come up with something
▼: SEEMS SOME OF YOUR FUCKING DERPNESS HAS SPREAD INTO MY ABILITY TO COME UP WITH AN INGENIOUS TROLLING.
▲: im sorry! do you want to start over then?
▼: START OVER? THAT WOU